GoodPrisoner.com - Now You Know

Below are Facts that you may not have known about Prison and or Prisoners. Some of the items, topics and pictures are not appropriate for minors... actually this entire website is inappropriate for minors. you must be at least 18 years of age to view this website.

Everything listed below is known by Prison Guards & Officials and was known long before this website or the internet ever existed.

Prison Dildo (Female Prisons):

Some Female Prisons Require that Certain Items be sliced, chopped, reduced in length and thickness... those items may include but are not limited to Bananas, Sausages, Cucumbers, etc. The purpose of reducing size (length and thickness) is to keep female inmates from using the items inappropriately... on themselves and each other.

If you did not know, well ...now you know.

Prison Money. Loans. Debt

Stamps, Cigarettes (in prisons that still allow smoking), and other items that can be purchased from the Prison Commissary (store) may be used as payment for services, goods, and debt. Services include Hair cuts, Hair Braiding, Clothing washed and pressed, etc. If you think people in prison don't bet on sporting events & if you think that people in prison don't take out personal loans, think again. Yes, you can bet $100 on monday night football but you'd better have the ability to cover that bet if you lose. Inmates can take out a personal loan with no credit check... there are always a couple of inmates in every prison that have excess cash and are willing to give loans ... no worry of harassing phone calls because the bill collectors show up at your cell door... and there are no such things as bankruptcy and charge off's, you will repay what you owe, or die trying. PERIOD.

** Large Debts Require deposits of Checks & Money Orders to Prison acct. **

No Vaseline? You are screwed!

Many Prisons do not sell vaseline from the Prison Commissary. Inmates were using the vaseline inappropriately (lube). Yes, there is hair grease but that's waxy and does not provide adequate lubrication... hair grease has a tendency to be either too thin or too thick. Yes, there is lotion but is absorbed with every "stroke" becoming less and less "useful". Nothing sold from the prison commissary has the ability to match the lubrication value of raw vaseline... Not all, but many prisons no longer sell vaseline.

Prison Porn (male prisons)

Pornography used to be allowed in prison but due to complaints by female guards and staff, pornography has been banned by most prisons since 1995-96 ...however, it is easy to find an Adult Magazine that was printed less than a year ago. Prison Magic? Banning adult magazines aka "Fiend Books" created an outrageous demand... a Five year old adult magazine without "body fluid" stains can go for as much as $30 - $40 each. A Brand New or Barely used magazine that is current with the year can set an inmate back close to a $100. Some inmates deal drugs in prison... the smarter inmates deal porn... less risk & lighter punishment and about the same reward & profits. An Inmate that owns a hardcore Private Magazine or Pirate Magazine has tremendous bargaining/buying power... As Good as Money in the Bank.