Interesting facts about Life in Prison:
Below are Facts that you may not have known about Prison and or Prisoners. Some of the items, topics and pictures are not appropriate for minors... actually this entire website is inappropriate for minors. You must be at least 18 years of age to view this website.
Everything listed below is known by Prison Guards & Officials and was known long before this website or the internet ever existed.
Prison Made Vagina/Butt (a.k.a FiFi):
A "Fifi" is a prison made vagina or butt hole (depending on what the inmate is in the mood for or can imagine in his mind - a fantasy involving the vagina or anus).
A fifi is usually made with: a doubled over towel, sock (these items act as the vaginal/anal cavity), warm water (added to sock/towel to bring the fifi as close to body temperature as possible), a plastic bag or Latex glove adds to sensation as well as makes clean up easier (latex gloves feel better)... last but not least, a fifi needs some form of lubrication: spit, shampoo, lotion, vaseline, or something to prevent irritation (fifi rash) when the fifi is in use.
Sometimes inmates share fifi's... good fifi's get passed around, sold, traded. Unfortunately we do not have a photo of an actual fifi... probably not something you are interested in seeing anyway's...
If you want more information on "Fifi" Just Google "Prison FiFi"
Prison Dildo (Female Prisons):
Some Female Prisons Require that Certain Items be sliced, chopped, reduced in length and thickness... those items may include but are not limited to Bananas, Sausages, Cucumbers, etc. The purpose of reducing size (length and thickness) is to keep female inmates from using the items inappropriately... on themselves and each other.
Female prisoners are known to use items such as Bananas, Sausages, Cucumbers, etc. as "dildos". If you did not know, well ...now you know.
Prison Money. Loans. Debt
Stamps, Cigarettes (in prisons that still allow smoking), and other items that can be purchased from the Prison Commissary (store) may be used as payment for services, goods, and debt. Services include Hair cuts, Hair Braiding, Laundry, etc.
If you think people in prison don't bet on sporting events & if you think that people in prison don't take out personal loans, think again. Yes, you can bet $100 on monday night football but you'd better have the ability to cover that bet if you lose. Inmates can take out a personal loan with no credit check... there are always a couple of inmates in every prison that have excess cash and are willing to give loans ... no worry of harassing phone calls because the bill collectors show up at your cell door... and there are no such things as bankruptcy and charge off's, you will repay what you owe, or die trying. PERIOD.
** Large Debts Require deposits of Checks & Money Orders to Prison acct. **
No Vaseline? You are screwed!
Many Prisons do not sell vaseline from the Prison Commissary. Inmates were using the vaseline inappropriately (lube). Yes, there is hair grease but hair grease is waxy and does not provide adequate lubrication... hair grease has a tendency to be either too thin or too thick. Yes, there is lotion but lotion is absorbed with every "stroke", becoming less and less "useful". Nothing sold from the prison's commissary has the ability to match the lubrication value of good ol' 100% vaseline... Not all, but many prisons no longer sell 100% pure vaseline (a.k.a petroleum jelly).
Prison Porn (male prisons)
Pornography used to be allowed in prison but due to complaints by female guards and staff, pornography has been banned by most prisons since 1995-96 ...however, it is easy to find an Adult Magazine that was printed less than a year ago inside any given prison. Wonder how a dirty magazine that was printed less than a year ago finds its way into a prison where pornography has been banned for 15 years? Prison Magic?
Banning adult magazines aka "Fiend Books" created an outrageous demand... a Five year old adult magazine without "body fluid" stains can go for as much as $30 - $40 each. A Brand New or Barely used magazine that is current with the year can set an inmate back close to a $100 if not more (especially hardcore magazines). $100+ for a magazine!!!??? WTF?
Some inmates deal drugs in prison... the smarter inmates deal porn... less risk & lighter punishment and about the same reward & profits. An Inmate who owns a hardcore Magazine has tremendous bargaining/buying power... As Good as Money in the Bank; a hardcore magazine can be sold/exchanged for goods or services in a matter of minutes... Sex will always sell, even in prison... especially in prison.
How does Illegal Stuff Get Inside of Prison?
Question:
How do inmates get illegal contraband (porn, dope, cell phones etc)?
Answer:
Prison Guards, Prison Staff, Prison Employees are the #1 Source of Illegal Contraband... How else could an Inmate who has been in prison since 2001 be in possession of an adult magazine that was issued last month?
MORE FACTS SOON... Check Back Regularly.
Types of Prison Guards:
There are several types of prison guards:
- D*CKHEAD: the d*ckhead type of guard gets off on harassing, assaulting, abusing the inmates (verbally and physically), these type of guards purposely attempt to make serving time that much harder... they come to work pissed, for whatever reason.
- DEDICATED: the dedicated guard operates by prison code and laws and will not break, stray, or bend the laws for anyone... these guards want to be guards for life and are looking for advancement opportunities within the Dept. of Corrections...
- NEUTRAL: You have the neutral type of guard who is there to do his/her job and go home at the end of the shift...they leave prison at prison, they don't take prison home, and they have no interest in making prison better or worse... its just a job to them.
- HUSTLER: You have the hustling guard who just doesn't believe that the state/government is paying enough so these type of guards engage in the selling of cell phones, porn, dope, and sex to inmates... Prison guards earn on average between $25,000 - $60,000 a year... sometimes a guard may turn into a hustler not because they are not earning enough but because they have become disgruntled with the Dept. of Correction and or Prison Supervisors.
- COOL: You have the guard who just wants to be known as the cool guard, desires acceptance from inmates as well as staff. This type of guard may bend the rules, not break but bend the rules... Example - if the Prison TV is supposed to be off at 10pm this type of guard may leave the TV on until midnight... that sort of thing.
Below are a few example of a particular type of guard...
